PATRICK v. everyone
THE VIBE: The cigarette smoke. The rumored liver-eating. The Australian accent that launched a thousand crushes. It’s rugged, effortless, and slightly dangerous.
THE FEEL: It’s thick, durable, and has a "lived-in" texture that feels like it’s survived a decade of detention.
PAIR IT WITH:
Camo cargo pants.
A healthy skepticism of authority.
A brand new "sorry I sold you out" guitar.
THE SPECS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DCA label printed on back.
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
DISCLAIMER:
You don't need a motorcycle or a bribe from Joey Donner to pull this off. You just need the charm. Wear it, sing a little Frankie Valli, and let the rumors start themselves.
This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it may take us a bit longer to deliver it. Producing products on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |