CAMERON v. reality

THE VIBE: The moment of realization. The realization that your plan to win over the girl of your dreams involves a guy who reportedly ate a human liver and a best friend who just crashed his moped. This tee is for the high-stakes, high-stress energy of being a teenager in love and completely out of your depth.

THE FIT: It’s garment-dyed and heavyweight to feel like a shirt that’s been through the wringer—much like Cameron’s dignity after his first encounter with Kat Stratford.

PAIR IT WITH:
A look of pure desperation.
A "free" French lesson.
A best friend who definitely shouldn't be driving a moped.

THE SPECS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DCA label printed on back
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

DISCLAIMER:
Sometimes Plan A fails. Sometimes Plan B is a disaster. But at least you’ll look like you belong in a 1999 teen classic while the chaos unfolds. This is the ultimate shirt for the underdog who knows that "screwed" is just another word for "trying your best."

This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it may take us a bit longer to deliver it. Producing products on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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