BIANCA v. the hierarchy
THE VIBE: You’re not just a pretty face—you’re a strategic mastermind. You know the exact social hierarchy of your zip code, you’ve mastered the art of the coordinated outfit, and you aren’t afraid to use a textbook (or your first) as a weapon.
THE IDEAL: This tee is for the one who is "whelmed" by the options but knows exactly what they love.
PAIR IT WITH:
A floral wrap skirt.
Butterfly clips (minimum of four).
A plan to dismantle Joey Donner’s ego.
THE SPECS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DCA label printed on back
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
DISCLAIMER: Whether you're heading to a party at Bogey Lowenstein’s or just trying to convince your dad that a belly-button ring is a medical necessity, this tee is the main character. Just remember: you're the Mary, everyone else is the Rhoda.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |