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BIANCA v. the hierarchy

Paprika / S
$32.50
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BIANCA v. the hierarchy

$32.50
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THE VIBE: You’re not just a pretty face—you’re a strategic mastermind. You know the exact social hierarchy of your zip code, you’ve mastered the art of the coordinated outfit, and you aren’t afraid to use a textbook (or your first) as a weapon.

THE IDEAL: This tee is for the one who is "whelmed" by the options but knows exactly what they love.

PAIR IT WITH:
A floral wrap skirt.
Butterfly clips (minimum of four).
A plan to dismantle Joey Donner’s ego.

THE SPECS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DCA label printed on back
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

DISCLAIMER: Whether you're heading to a party at Bogey Lowenstein’s or just trying to convince your dad that a belly-button ring is a medical necessity, this tee is the main character. Just remember: you're the Mary, everyone else is the Rhoda.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

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