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THE VIBE: You’re the best friend, the confidante, and the person who asks the hard-hitting existential questions. You’re also the person who knows that if you're not the Mary, you’re the Rhoda—and you’re working overtime to make sure you stay in the frame. This tee is for those who appreciate the aesthetic of the 90s "Mean Girl" but with a side of hilarious confusion.

THE FIT: Structured, streetwear-inspired boxy cut that says "I have a social agenda, but I’m also here for the snacks."

PAIR IT WITH:
A high ponytail and a lot of attitude.
A question about the difference between "like" and "love."
A plan to take over the head cheerleader spot the second it opens up.

THE SPECS:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DCA label printed on back
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

DISCLAIMER:
This tee is the conversation starter you need for the next party at Bogey Lowenstein’s. It’s bright, it’s bold, and it’s perfectly, eternally whelmed.

This product is made specifically for you as soon as you place your order, which is why it may take us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!